We wish we were kidding.

German company Vivaeros has developed a cologne for men (and probably some women) that smells like you guess it, vagina!

Head of the company Guido Lenssen says they developed the Vulva Original by taking a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal from women of all ages.

Seksi!

And they’re not stopping with just one smelly vagina fragrance. Guido and co are already developing a range of scents based on the vajayjay.

What’s next, a penis perfume???